A six-pointed sheriff-style star badge emblem, thick engraved border, centered on a solid white background. At the center: a flat-illustrated dog snout in profile, nostrils flared, with a small round magnifying glass balanced against the nose tip as though inspecting evidence. Across the badge's lower band, the exact text "NOSE UNIT" in heavy condensed block capitals, every word spelled correctly, is centered. Clean vector engraved-linework technique, two flat colors: black and cool grey, thick uniform outlines, high contrast, no fine detail, reads clearly at a distance.

Flat vector illustration of a small, melancholic but charming creature (raccoon or fox) with a confused, slightly dejected expression gazing upward. Above the creature's head floats a WiFi signal icon—three curved lines in a fan shape—with a large X or diagonal slash through it, indicating lost connection and disconnection. Muted cool palette: soft grey creature body, cool silver-blue lines for the signal icon, black clean outlines. Solid black background for maximum contrast. Minimalist composition with abundant negative space. Modern, relatable, slightly sad but endearing. Arcing above the broken WiFi icon, following its curved outline, the exact text "I'm lost" in minimal geometric sans-serif cream capitals with tight letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Arcing below the creature, following the bottom margin, the exact text "without the net" in the same minimal cream geometric sans-serif, every word spelled correctly.

The perfect crime takes a team. And a sleeping baby. Documented evidence that blame travels fastest in sibling relay races.