No blueprint, no lookout, no plan at all. Just crumbs on the chin and a flashlight in the face.

Flat vector illustration of a small, melancholic but charming creature (raccoon or fox) with a confused, slightly dejected expression gazing upward. Above the creature's head floats a WiFi signal icon—three curved lines in a fan shape—with a large X or diagonal slash through it, indicating lost connection and disconnection. Muted cool palette: soft grey creature body, cool silver-blue lines for the signal icon, black clean outlines. Solid black background for maximum contrast. Minimalist composition with abundant negative space. Modern, relatable, slightly sad but endearing. Arcing above the broken WiFi icon, following its curved outline, the exact text "I'm lost" in minimal geometric sans-serif cream capitals with tight letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Arcing below the creature, following the bottom margin, the exact text "without the net" in the same minimal cream geometric sans-serif, every word spelled correctly.

The perfect crime takes a team. And a sleeping baby. Documented evidence that blame travels fastest in sibling relay races.