Charming vector illustration of a snail in profile, carrying a large, slightly oversized envelope on its back, moving deliberately across the frame. A faint trail of slime marks the snail's path of progress behind it. Snail's shell detailed with spiral striping pattern. Envelope has postal marks, wrinkles, and official-looking details. Hand-drawn vector style with warm colors and soft detail work. Arcing above the snail's shell, following the upward curve, the exact text "Slow delivery" in warm serif capitals with gentle letterspacing. Below, curving along the white ground, the exact text "Smooth arrival" in matching warm serif capitals with gentle letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Clean detailed linework, isolated on pure white background. Whimsical but wearable illustration.

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