Clean flat vector cartoon illustration on solid white background. An oversized lumpy cartoon brain character rendered in kawaii style, with a grumpy scrunched expression drawn directly on its surface — a furrowed brow ridge formed by the brain folds, downturned pouty mouth, tiny round dot pupils set close together in a frowning face. The brain character wears a pair of tiny rectangular sunglasses tilted slightly on its face. From the bottom surface of the brain, a dozen small identical teardrop-shaped cartoon raindrops hang suspended mid-fall in a loose cluster, as if the brain itself is functioning as a rain cloud. Soft warm lavender pink for the brain mass with darker lavender fold lines, cool mint teal for the raindrops, coral orange for the sunglasses frames. Bold consistent black outlines throughout. Flat vector, no gradients, four spot colors. Irreverent playful kawaii mood. Arcing above the brain, following its curved outline, the exact text "OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING" in thin modern sans-serif capitals in cream with generous letterspacing. Arcing below the raindrops, the exact text "RAINING ON EVERYONE" in the same typeface and styling. Every word spelled correctly.

Flat vector illustration of a small, melancholic but charming creature (raccoon or fox) with a confused, slightly dejected expression gazing upward. Above the creature's head floats a WiFi signal icon—three curved lines in a fan shape—with a large X or diagonal slash through it, indicating lost connection and disconnection. Muted cool palette: soft grey creature body, cool silver-blue lines for the signal icon, black clean outlines. Solid black background for maximum contrast. Minimalist composition with abundant negative space. Modern, relatable, slightly sad but endearing. Arcing above the broken WiFi icon, following its curved outline, the exact text "I'm lost" in minimal geometric sans-serif cream capitals with tight letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Arcing below the creature, following the bottom margin, the exact text "without the net" in the same minimal cream geometric sans-serif, every word spelled correctly.

The perfect crime takes a team. And a sleeping baby. Documented evidence that blame travels fastest in sibling relay races.