Clean flat-fill vector cartoon illustration on solid white background. A chubby cartoon frog character in full frontal seated meditation pose, legs crossed, short stubby arms resting palms-up on its knees. The frog's head is entirely replaced by a vintage boxy CRT television set — squared corners, rounded screen face showing a scrambled black-and-white static pixel pattern, two small circular knobs protruding from one side. The frog body is bright lime green with smooth rounded limbs, the television head is warm cream with a grey chrome trim ring around the screen. Thick consistent black outlines throughout all forms. Flat spot colors, no gradients, five colors maximum. Playful surreal kawaii streetwear graphic, clean vector edges, absurdist deadpan mood. Arcing above the frog's television head, following its boxy rectangular edge, in thin geometric sans-serif capitals with playful styling, the exact text "EVERYTHING BREAKS" in bright lime green. Arcing below the seated frog, following the curve of his crossed legs, in the same sans-serif typeface and bright lime green color, the exact text "MEDITATE ANYWAY", every word spelled correctly.

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