Bold graphic illustration on white background: a large percentage symbol as the central motif, its two circular elements replaced by distinct celestial faces. The upper circle is a stylized sun face — a golden disc with eight bold pointed triangular rays radiating outward, simple wide-grinning slit eyes, slightly smug confident expression. The lower circle is a waning crescent moon face — silver-white arc with closed serene sleeping eyes and a faint smile. The diagonal bar connecting the two circles transforms mid-length into a jagged angular lightning bolt at its midpoint, the break sharp and decisive. Flat warm spot colors: deep warm gold, silver-white, rich burgundy-red, bold black outlines. Clean vector lines, zero gradients, folk graphic energy, the sun and moon faces carrying distinctly different emotional weights. Centered on white ground, isolated composition.

Flat vector illustration of a small, melancholic but charming creature (raccoon or fox) with a confused, slightly dejected expression gazing upward. Above the creature's head floats a WiFi signal icon—three curved lines in a fan shape—with a large X or diagonal slash through it, indicating lost connection and disconnection. Muted cool palette: soft grey creature body, cool silver-blue lines for the signal icon, black clean outlines. Solid black background for maximum contrast. Minimalist composition with abundant negative space. Modern, relatable, slightly sad but endearing. Arcing above the broken WiFi icon, following its curved outline, the exact text "I'm lost" in minimal geometric sans-serif cream capitals with tight letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Arcing below the creature, following the bottom margin, the exact text "without the net" in the same minimal cream geometric sans-serif, every word spelled correctly.

The perfect crime takes a team. And a sleeping baby. Documented evidence that blame travels fastest in sibling relay races.