Large-scale flat graphic design on a solid black ground. An elongated classic felt pennant silhouette, wide at left and tapering to a sharp point at right, dominates the composition nearly edge to edge. The pennant body is filled with bold alternating horizontal stripes of pure white and blood-red, evenly spaced and high-contrast. At the visual center of the pennant, a bold heraldic shield rendered in blood-red with a clean white outline and simple internal chevron detailing serves as the hard focal anchor. The pennant border is a crisp white edge against the black ground. The composition reads as confrontational and stripped of sentimentality — sports heritage with the warmth removed. Flat vector fills throughout, zero gradients, hard clean edges.

Flat vector illustration of a small, melancholic but charming creature (raccoon or fox) with a confused, slightly dejected expression gazing upward. Above the creature's head floats a WiFi signal icon—three curved lines in a fan shape—with a large X or diagonal slash through it, indicating lost connection and disconnection. Muted cool palette: soft grey creature body, cool silver-blue lines for the signal icon, black clean outlines. Solid black background for maximum contrast. Minimalist composition with abundant negative space. Modern, relatable, slightly sad but endearing. Arcing above the broken WiFi icon, following its curved outline, the exact text "I'm lost" in minimal geometric sans-serif cream capitals with tight letterspacing, every word spelled correctly. Arcing below the creature, following the bottom margin, the exact text "without the net" in the same minimal cream geometric sans-serif, every word spelled correctly.

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